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Squidward and Spongebob are making a plan to assassinate Sandy Cheeks. They have just finished writing down their plan on Squidward and Spongebob are making a plan to assassinate Sandy Cheeks. They have just finished writing down their plan on paper, after having made it up in the air with a piece of chalk.

SPONGEBOB: Ok, now let's see... we'll sneak into Sandy's room in the middle of the night and plant this bomb under her bed, so when she tries to get out of bed to use the bathroom during the night, she will die instantly!

SQUIDWARD: Good idea Spongebob, but how do you intend on getting into her room without being heard?

SPONGEBOB: We can't hear anything underwater, and anyway, nobody will ever think that two fish would be able to climb up a ladder and break through a window pane. The only way she could be saved is if she were wearing earplugs.

SQUIDWARD: Yes, I agree. But how would they know she was wearing earplugs?

SPONGEBOB: Because she'd always wear them before going to bed. And besides, if she didn't hear us coming then there wouldn't be any point in killing her.

SQUIDWARD: Excellent! That's all taken care of. Now what about the bomb?

SPONGEBOB: No problem! We just need to put some dynamite in this bag and set it off right next to her head while she's sleeping.

SQUIDWARD: Splendid idea! (Looks at his watch) Then we'll be back here by 8:30 tomorrow morning.

SPONGEBOB: Right!

They both rush out of the Krusty Krab to go and find a bomb expert who Squidward knows is going to be looking for work.

SQUIDWARD: Thanks, Spongebob. You're a lifesaver!

SPONGEBOB: What did you call me?

SQUIDWARD: Nothing, nothing. Just a figure of speech.

They arrive at the Bomb-o-Rama factory.

SQUIDWARD: Hey! Hi there, Mr. Bomb Expert! This is my friend SpongeBob. He wants to hire someone like yourself, because he needs your help in assassinating Sandy Cheeks. Do you want to help him?

Mr. Bomb Expert looks very shocked when he hears this.

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: Uh... no thanks, sir. I'm not interested in working as an assassin. Besides, it takes a lot more than a simple explosive device to kill somebody, even if they are a squirrel.

SPONGEBOB: Oh yeah? Why's that?

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: Well, it all depends on how powerful the explosion is. If it's too small, then it won't do much damage. It's better to use a large amount of dynamite or C4.

SPONGEBOB: How big does the bomb have to be to make a person's head explode?

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: About three feet wide.

SPONGEBOB: Wow! That's a pretty big bomb!

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: Yeah!

SPONGEBOB: So how much is it going to cost to hire you to make this bomb for us?

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: A lot.

SPONGEBOB: Huh?! But doesn't it take a long time to make one?

MISTER BOMB EXPERT: About six weeks.

SPONGEBOB: Six weeks?! But we don't have six weeks!