I mean, you didn't understand that the original post was a joke soooooo
Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: “He knows so little and knows it so fluently.”
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter ; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it , or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Nope, you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up. You pole-smoking, gibbon-molesting, gym sock-licking, cum-gobbling, puss-popping, dick-headed dumbfuck!