Why you shouldnt drink water
If you drink water you will waste your money.
If you waste your money you will become poor.
When you become poor you wont be able to buy stuff.
When you wont be able to buy stuff you will be blackmailing people.
When you blackmail people you will go to jail.
When you go to jail you will cry.
When you cry you'll become thirsty.
When you become thirsty you will die.
SO DONT DRINK WATER
(this is just a joke, do drink water its good for you)