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"...UGGHHHHHHHHHHH-Ferme ta gueule putain de merde je jure devant Dieu que je vais te botter le cul ne m'essaye même pas je vais te pousser du toit putain de pépite de poulet brûlée-" 

Ok Sero was-preeettyyy sure that was French? But she was DEFINITELY cursing the crap out of someone like JESUS- 

LMAOOOOO-

"W..."

-"Man and I thought she speaked Spanish at first-dammit! She could have been hotter if she did..wait..she's a villain...WHY AM I SAYING THIS STUFF ABOUT A VILLAIN?!"-

"Huh-" 

She glanced up and saw him-her eyes widened 

"shit-" 

"Oh-um-hi!!"

He waved at her, smiling-WHAT??? BUT-HE'S A HERO-

She looked at him for a second, blinked in confusion, then tilted her head

"..............désolé, je ne parle pas japonais...?" 

-....maybe he didn't hear me...he looks dumb enough to fall for this...-

-"...what the hell did she just say? Okay uh-uh-OKAY REMEMBER WHAT REN TAUGHT YOU-"-

"Um-no hablo completamente japonés, pero hablo un poco de español! También sé algo de francés, pero apesta un poco-"

"Ah-non, non désolé je ne comprends vraiment pas...." 

She was just slowly backing away-

-Oh shit this could actually work- 

(....someone just spilled milk on the floor and my leadership teacher angy....ANYWAYS HIIIIIIIIIII-)

"Huh-um-I-I don't know what you said-"

He was so confused-

"Ah, désolé..." 

She was almost around the corner-that's when he noticed the detonator in her hand 

"....did you just say sorry in French?"

He was guessing at this point-and he didn't even care about the detonator.