"The first amendment allows you to speak up, but the fifth amendment tells you to shut up, so please. Stfu"
“you have a right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will, be used against you court.”
"lol"
“you know how to solve a rubiks cube?”
"no TvT "
“oh… sad.”
"if u say so"
“sad bcs I’ve been tryna solve a rubiks cube for two days and I haven’t been able to do it.”
"oof, well, my bestie can"
“Great!”
