“…I’m just waiting for a message. I’m sure it’ll come eventually.”
"okay.."
“Now’s the time for bubble tea. And my so clearly superior matcha.”
"okeh-"
“… you just gonna let me insult your mango like that?”
"nah"
“…then say something man-“
"Matcha? That's basic as hell bud, have some flavor to it"
“bro mango is like the most basic thing ever other than chocolate or strawberry. Everything has mango, chocolate and strawberry. But not many things have matcha.”
"see this is why I didn't say anything, I'm not good at roasting others"
