MAKE ME YOU 1731's HAIR-DRESSER-
>:P
Oh stfu, you don't even know which part of Texas I live in. Nor do you realize your friends are insane to be saying that to you-
FUCK YOU-THE "BITCHES" ARE ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE YOU SIMP FOR.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU!! SHOVE MY MOTHER'S 7FT BARBELL UP YOUR ASS, AND HAVE IT COME OUT THE OTHER END, SHITHAIR.
(THIS IS SO FUNNY DUDE-)
I'll still find a way to find where you are. AND SHUT UP-
HA-ACTUALLY I CAN NAME THEM ALL. AND SOME OF THESE PEOPLE IDK IN REAL LIFE AND THEY STILL CALL ME HOT. TAKE. THAT. BITCH.
FUCK YOU TOO!!! Y'KNOW WHAT?!?!? SHOVE MY FATHER'S BMW MOTORCYCLE UP YOUR ASS WHILE THE MOTOR IS RUNNING-AND AROUND THE CORNER, AROUND IN ANOTHER CORNER, ANOTHER, THEN ANOTHER ON REPEAT ASSHOLE. OR MY FATHERS RIFLE. YEAH THAT'D BE WAY BETTER.
(IKKKKK, WHY IS THIS SOMETHING WE'D DO IN RL??? XD)
Nah, suck your friends toes, Simp.
OH PLEASE, THEY LIED TO YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE, AND DECIDED TO CHOOSE SOMETHING WORSE THAN PATRICK STAR FUCKING SPONGEBOB-
FUCK, YOU!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT!??!?!? SHOVE MY FATHERS 4-WHEELER UP YOUR ARSE, WITH THE MOTOR RUNNING AND SHOOTING OUT FUCKING EMBERS, THEN DRAGGED INTO THE FOREST WHERE ALL THE DOGSHIT IS, 50x OVER!! OR BETTER YET, TAKE HIS COMBAT KNIFE AND LAND ON IT, AND CUT YOUR DAMN CLINT YA CUNT-