"Not inherently I-I just-why would you bring me here!?
"You wanted to make friends, correct? Well here's the place to do it!"
"I-In hell...?"
"Yuuuuuuuuupppp."
".....Well, I guess at this point I'll take what I can get-it can't be all bad, so-"
He started laughing-
"Oh please-you really think-BWHAHAHAHAHAHHA-"
"W-What's so funny?"
"You really think this place is not all that bad?"
"W-Well it can't be, can it?"
"Honey...people send their soul here."