“My tiny friend must be handles with care, one strong gust will send them into the air. My tiny friend looks young for their age, but being called “cute” sends them into a rage. My tiny friend wants to be an athlete, too bad their small size makes them easy to beat. My tiny friend protests what I say, but I cannot hear them, they’re too far away.”
My sister: YOU’RE ONE INCH TALLER THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU BRAGGING RIGHTS