Good god, the rapping riddle is way too hard. I swear, I've tried every sequence that makes sense and yet it still doesn't work. Here's my best list of answers, if anyone can point out where I'm wrong that'd be great:
My name is L. Piddy and I’m here to eat
Don’t lay the funk down on a nasty beat
I’m the best rapper slash eater on the street
And Windows and cakes is what I must defeat
When I get food things never go south
Sit ups are the best way to flee the jaws of sauerkraut
Here is my handle here is my spout
My rapping ability you better not doubt
I've been stuck on this puzzle for over half an hour and I swear it's more maddening than even the bird riddle
Edit: Nvm solved it, thanks Miles!~