I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
"Lou Reed be singing on my way to spaghetti all night
I long a Roman kiss and moaning goin' all white
Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai
Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai
God damn he down on the nut
Zeboim damn ima nut
God damn he down on the nut
Zeboim damn ima nut
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Aa-bo-ee-aa-rе-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Ba be-co ca (God damn hе down on the nut)
Du ba-de-gi (Zeboim damn ima nut)
Ba be-co ca (God damn he down on the nut)
Bu de-ba-de-ai-ai-ai-ai (Zeboim damn ima nut)
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Aa-bo-ee-aa-re-di
Aa-go-de-aa-re-di
Da weebs be singing on the web to get guns online
That pico homo kiss and moaning goin' all white
Ba-be-ee-ee-aa-ba-co-aa-bedege-da-bow ai
Aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-aa-be-bo-bo-ee-ee-bow ai"
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet cock fuck the shit out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the shit out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC