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THATS GOOD

I'M IN AN EHHH MOOD 'CAUSE OF JOLENE

BUT I WAS IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD TODAY :DD

She kinda fucked up my day.

ANYWAYS-You want me to start?

YES PLEASE-

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AIGHT-AND I'M GONNA HAVE REAL FUN WITH THIS RP.

How the hell am I supposed to start this? Okay, this is how I'm going to start this. 40th fucking person. Why am I counting? I have no clue. I guess it helps me keep track of which are bitches or which are money grabbers. It's usually both-it's pretty funny when I ask them questions-they say the most stupidest shit. Do they really think I'm dumb? Nah. Their the dumb one. But my family is the dumbest one-"Ren! You are gonna find someone someday-" or it's "Pinche puto-choose someone all ready!!" It's not my fault they raised me picky is it? Shit-it's not my fault all these woman that wanna try to steal my m-

?: "REN! Are you even paying attention of what she's saying?!"

"Huh-"

Ren turned his head to look at the person yelling-it was his mother. She was full on glaring at him. She was mostly pissed off 'cause of what Ren was wearing-sweatpants and a tee shirt. When she had clearly told him to change into something proper.

??: "Dumbass-"

Ren turned his head, glaring at the person next by him. It was Mateo, Ren's older brother. He was 23, and had been picking on him since day 1 of Ren trying to find someone.

"Shut you're mouth pendjo-"

???: "Why don't you focus more on the girl instead of fighting with this dumbass?"

Danielle was staring at Ren as she leaned back in her seat. She then blew a piece of hair out of her face. Danielle was Ren's older sister-the 2nd oldest out of all of them, 21....and the most bitchy-est.

????: "What if all of you guys stopped talking, huh?!"

Bailey glared at Ren, Mateo and Danielle, unamused of how they were speaking in front of their guest. Bailey was the youngest one-14. She was the one who just-couldn't simply keep her thoughts to herself. 

"It's not my fault that all these woman suck..."

Ren sunk into his throne, looking at the princess.

(Could you do the princess for me por favor?)

Yeah-the princess looked uncomfortable, clasping her hands together as she nervously but her lip 

"Should-should I go-?" 

"Leave and you'll make me the most happiest person in the world!"

He started laughing-wwwwhich did not make Monica happy at ALL.

M: "Well um-I'm so sorry about him-he's been like this for a couple of day's now. If-if you could come back when he's better-"

"Which is gonna be in like-a million years-"

M: "REN!"

"...Sorry."

M: "If you could come back when he acts more proper, that would be lovely."

Yeahhhh-I don't think she's coming back.

"Ah-w-well them-" 

Yeah she got out of there as quickly as possible

"Fiiiinnnnallllyyyyy!"

Ren stood up, looking at Monica. She was so pissed-

M: "When are you ever gonna find someone, huh?!"

"When I wanna. Now I'm gonna head back to bed."

M: "Listen to me-this is you're what-30th person?"

"Mmm-40th."

M: "I don't care how many you have!! My point is, tienes que encontrar a alguien pronto, no me estoy haciendo más joven."

"Does it look like I care? Mama-listen to me. I just..simply don't like these woman. They aren't what I like-parte de esto también es mi elección Mamá, no se trata solo de ti-también se trata de mí. Y eso es algo que nunca has respetado. Now if you don't mind..I'm going to my room."

He turned around, heading upstairs to his room.

D: "...He has a point Mama.."

M: "Ren siempre dice estupideces, no tiene razón."

Mateo: "I mean-"

M: "Mateo. Cállate."

Mateo: "....."

Time skippy?

Yyyyyep-

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It was the next day, around 10am. Ren was laying in bed, trying to fall asleep again-but he just-simply couldn't. He groaned as he sat up.

"Ughhhh-"

He stood up, walking towards his mirror. He looked at himself as he played with his hair.

"Lookin' hot as ever Ren."

He then winked at his reflection as he walked to his bathroom-but he stopped in his tracks as he heard people talking. He backed up, going to his door and cracking it open slightly, peaking out. He saw a boy downstairs. He looked like Ren's age-Monica, Mateo, and Danielle were their as well, sitting on there thrones. He didn't know why the boy was there-but he would know soon.

"Who the hell is he...?"

He rolled his eyes as he walked over to his walk in-closet, flipping on the light switch. He had an outfit already made-it was a suit. He groaned even more as he rolled his eyes, stomping his feet a bit-CRY BABY-

"You gotta be kidding me-"

He then yanked the outfit off the hanger, throwing the clothes on his bed.

"...Why did I do that?"

'Cause you're a dumbass-anyways, he walked over to his bed, grabbing the clothes and started changing into them-another small time skippy?

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyep-