"No like seriously thanks for saving me, I would have been dead meat if it weren't for you... wait but I thought you hated me??"
"Yeah, I do."
"...don't lie to yourself, I'm amazing."
He laughed
"You keep telling yourself that, dumpster fire!"
"I know you like me. You don't want me to die you said it yourself, that means that you actually care what happens to me, which means you like me."
"I do not like you!"
"Listen, it's not healthy to lie to yourself, Marbs, you know I'm amazing, I know I'm amazing, and we con both agree that you do not hate me."
"Ok-maybe I don't hate you...but I still don't like you."
"...I can't tell if I should be insulted or happy."
"It's not like you like me-"
