"... O, kay. Off to a great start-....wait, does that mean he banished you, or-.....ohhh mother of god he is-please tell me he at least maybe did it before you, you know-that's just a new definition of low, and that's coming from me-.."
"... Yeah, so not even either of them, he didn't really, seduce you, but neither persuaded. Mostlyyyyy....how do I say this....A spoiled fucking bitch who used such an amazing person because for some reason they couldn't just be with you and have a wonderful life with you and give you whatever you could ever ask for because you deserve it. "