Salem just ducked under one of Hawks's wings and stepped out in front of him.
"Hi Kaz."
K: "What are you doing here, Salem."
"You're going to have to be a little more specific-"
K: "Oh don't you give me that crap you KNOW what I mean-"
"Oh, I do. It's just really fun to mess with you."
K: "Oh you MOTHER-"
he was 5 seconds away from punching Salem out.
"Trying to look tough in front of your boyfriend?"
K: "You leave him OUT of this-"
After, hawks slouched down slightly as he literally just felt like he failed at life for a moment, (lol), he turned around and, once again, used his wing to somewhat separate-okay no he literally pull the two of them apart-
"Hey! Jesus, do you mind not fighting right now-like for the seriously. I'm not trying to deal with Todoroki's shit for when he, inevitably, yells at me for letting you two fight."
"We're not gonna fight. He's weak, and I couldn't physically roast his ass if I wanted to. Which I really don't."
K: "Why are you here, Salem-and why are you fucking around with him-"
"He approached me. He won't leave me alone, it's really annoying, I don't know what he wants....scratch that, I know exactly what he wants. I'm just not going to give it to him."
K: "Oh nice, the hard-to-get thing. How many guys have you got in bed with that? Worked well enough on my brother-"
"For the millionth time, I didn't seduce your brother. He was lonely, I was bored, we fucked once. End of story."
"...For the love of god-SERIOUSLY!?... Do I really seem like I want something like that-I literally only wanted to get to know you-why does EVERYONE I talk to ask, or say that do I want that."
....whoop-, I, think they actually touched a nerve with him-
".. And no, the hard to get thing is not in the slightest bit what I want-the thing I'M trying to get, is just a normal, damn, conversation. ...Look, You-Kid. Whatever the hell is going on with you and him, can you just knock it the hell off? If he's telling the truth, then big whoop, it probably happened a long time ago-and meant it in a good intention. Spending time with someone whos lonely is important-like christ."
K: "...Satandamnit-Salem just fuckin' go back home-"
"Can't. Katsumi banished me."
K: "He...what?"
"Yep. Right after the rebellion. Real classy."
K: "Oh for the love of-ok, so you live here now. Great....oh. Oh no......."
His eyes widened
"....Yeah."
K: "Then you have to-"
"Mhm-"
K: "...Oh fuck no."
"My thoughts exactly."
".....O-...Kay, now you guys lost me. ._."
...Yeeeeeah, slightly ticked off Hawks kinda, brushed by, at this rate he was just going to start heading off because-at this point, what was the point of even trying to keep talking with them? He kinda knew what was going on, due to Todoroki, (yeaaaaah, todoroki, after the whole big thing he said, he pulled him off to the side and told him, somewhat, the whole thing. Mostly just who/what Salem was.). But still, confused. :P
"...Yeah I can fucking see that-, -sigh-. What the hell-look, what's going on with you two?.. First I met this hot ass, apparently incubus??, next up you two come around and literally say, "to each other", that all I want is to get in his pants-and thirdly this bullshit that your not even putting together! I bet even Todoroki doesn't even know what yall are talking about!"
...Yeeeah, Todoroki obviously-WAS in semi-distress. Here's the thing, every single time kaz had to get involve in anything REMOTELY similar to this, he'd get overly worried. His arms crossed slightly, as he looked over at the two of them, a, most obvious, look of worry in his eyes.
"..."
H:"...-sigh-... I'll, just wait then."
