It better-
YOU WON'T WIN THE WAR NAT, I HAVE MANY SECRET WEAPONS, YOU HAVE ONLY SEEN A TASTE OF IT ALL=
Dabi because he's like-insanely chill and I think it'd work in a weird way-like Dabi's very much a thin level of chill over a metric shit ton of angry-Salem's actually a calm person. And Hawks because the flirt would work. Like a lot it would work. And I could VERY easily imagine a plot for the two of them ngl. I can for both of these but those two a little more.
UM
EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME.
SKYLER
COUNTRY BOY
FUCK OFF
YOU'VE ALREADY TOOK LUKAS (NEVER FORGIVING YOU FOR THAT./j)
YOU AREN'T WINNING
FUCKING FIGHT ME
I'VE LOST HIM FOR JUST A BIT FOR CALLING HIM KAZ 2.0. (i regret that so very much-but Kaz i like i officially hate him.)
BUT THIS WEEKEND.
I'M GETTING HIM BACK
AND OH JUST WAIT
I HAVE SOMETHING UP MY SLEEVE
FUCKING
FIGHT
ME
BITCH./j