Wow, can't believe the devs care so little to not even test this for Itch.io. Does not work, do not buy.
Edit: Got the Android version working. Still not worth it. Love the concept, but the main characters are so unlikable it's painful.
Ah, sorry you didn't like the game.
Just so you know, we (the devs - The Pixel Hunt) - were not in charge of this page until a few days ago. We now are and we've uploaded a new build that should normally run on PC. Sorry for the mishap!