“ok I’m so sorry but… that is both funny and adorable. Well for you at least.”
"so..back then there was this lady and her husband cheated on her with a lady that was prettier than her...when she found out she yelled at her husband and extended the lines of her mouth with a knife...now when you're walking alone..she'll come up to you with a knife and ask you if she's pretty..if you say yes then she cuts your face and if you say no she kills you"
(I most likely didn't tell the story right-)