Poptropicon is the funniest island in Poptropica, and that is a hill I will not hesitate to die and rot on even when I'm just bones! Let me show you some lines from the 3rd poptropicon:
Goldface upon being captured by Omegon: "Call my agent! My publicist! My stylist, anyone!"
Goldface upon release: "Finally! This cage was harder to escape than my modeling contract."
Goldface: "Boy, I thought those Goldface fanboys were nuts. This Omegon is on another level!
Pinata-man: "Pinata-man will never surrender to tyrants!" *instantly dies* (no no he just got turned into a hench-bot but we revive him don't worry.)
Soda machine guy: *in the first 2 episodes of Poptropicon, soda guy struggles to get himself a drink because the machines keep eating his money, finally he gets himself a drink in the last episode, then he instantly gets caught without even having opened his drink yet, and is now about to be turned into a hench-bot* "But I finally found myself a drink!" *machine malfunctions because energy drink has too much energy, hench bot dies and other hench bot runs away. Then after getting Goldface's gloves you release Soda guy and...* "You know... after all that, I'm not even thirsty anymore. You can have this." *runs off* (the poor guy.)
World-Guy upon capture: "Just do one con appearance, they said. We'll pay you 10k per diem, they said."
World-Guy upon release: "I'm going back to broadway!"
World-Guy: "Stardom isn't all fast cars and good times. Sometimes you get kidnapped by a robot from another dimension! Here, take my shield. Makes a good mirror to check your hair with."
Y/N placing an energy drink to overload the crystal: "well, they say these things give you enough energy to lift a horse."
Y/N placing the 2nd energy drink: "Honestly, what do they put in this stuff?" (cocaine- no they don't because that's illegal, red bull got banned for that. Stay in drugs kids- I mean- don't.. drugs. Yea.)
Omegon after the crystal starts overloading so his chair starts shaking: "I love this chair's massage feature."
Costume change lady: "So can we just forget about that whole thing where I sold out humankind? Maybe if I give you this?" *gives you the medallion*