“Don’t cry over spilled milk.” Observe as I cry over spilled milk and go on a rant:
I went looking for Eeyore onesies and almost all the onesies depicted Eeyore as being HAPPY! Eeyore is clinically depressed!! Eeyore literally lacks the ability to feel happy! His brain produces smaller amounts of dopamine and serotonin than the average human! EEYORE IS NOT FUCKING HAPPY AND THAT IS OKAY! THERE IS NO REASON TO HIDE THAT EEYORE IS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED!! IF SOMEONE CALLED ME HAPPY I WAOULD BE OFFENDED AND EVEN MORE DEPRESSED!! Eeyore is depressed, portraying him as happy is offensive and rude, depression is one of the most misunderstood mental disorder, Eeyore is the best depressed character I’ve ever seen, not saying he’s good representation, he’s just a breath of fresh air. Eeyore makes me slightly less depressed. I’m just offended by misrepresentation of one of my favorite character in all of existence.