How to be cool!
Step 1:
Find and exploit loopholes in the law
Step 2:
Commit tax fraud
Step 3:
Avoid the government
Step 4:
Rob a bank
Step 5:
Kill a man
Step 6:
Become president
Step 7:
Exploit being president to commit more crime
Step 8:
Overtake the government
Step 9:
Buy the Earth and rule the world
Step 10 final step:
Force everyone to call you cool, if they oppose you DESTROY THEM