"No 'Roki I can't-"
(Ok well number the first-my deranged little munchkin AKA my dog Luna is currently in the closet because that is literally where she sleeps and also I'm pretty sure she's gay and has a crush on my neighbor's dog-but I didn't realize she was in there and I got up to get something-and I just see two glowing pairs of eyes staring at me from my closet. My dog is quite literally the monster in my closet.)