"Like come on, at least be original with your insults. They always calm me a "pyscho", or, "bitch". At least one of them called me a fuck-wad. That almost tempted me to spare them, hehe!"
“one said that I’m the one customer at Starbucks that holds up the line picking a drink and the more people tell them about it, they say they’re gonna take longer to choose now. And he chose that to be his last words. I don’t know what he was on.”
".. Well jeez, some guy I had told me I looked like Mike wazowski if someone tried making him in a realistic side, then snorted pixey dust for an hour straight. "
".. Yeah, that's why i just resorted to smashing his head in. I really wanted to try cutting him, personally, but eh. Guess some things can't happen.....also, keep your hand off the gun. I know your about to grab it, taping it under your desk? Quite cheesy of you."
“I won’t shoot you. Sure I once used a blunt axe to murder a lumberjack and sure his body was left in bits and pieces but I’m not insane. I have standards you know. The gun is but a safety measure.”
".. You should've used the blunt part of the axe, you know, the part that's not supposed to be used for chopping, and beat him first. That way you'll have more fun. But fair enough, I guess it relates to to me keeping my blade unhooked."
