“it didn’t sound convincing at all. No human in the world would fall for that. You gotta do it like… are you a parking ticket… cause you’ve got FINE written all over you. See easy.”
“…good, but never say that again. If you’re too straightforward you’ll end up scaring them away which is the opposite affect you want. Unless you found them on tinder or at a bar.”
".. Fair enough, or unless your just known them for that long, I suppose a more subtle tease is better than something like that......wait why the hell did i say that to you of all-, fuckkkkk-"
