OH-MAN-THIS IS WHY ALL MY FRIENDS SAY THAT WHEN THEY MAKE JOKES I TAKE EM TO SERIOUSLY-but I'm not serious at all....
this is really fucked up but I made a joke of one of my dead relatives.
BUT WE DON'T TALK ABT THAT-CAUSE THAT PERSON WAS AN ASSHOLE TO ME-I mean..it made my friends laugh soooo...
heh
YES GOOD
I SNATCHED THAT BEAR-
Anyways, would you like me to start?
OH MY GOD-My friend Monet was at a funeral and she sent a pic saying: "At a funeral :(" and then everyone sent a pic saying what they were doing AND JOHANA SENT: "I'm at mcdonalds!" I SENT: "I'm hanging out with emo dog!" KEREM SAID: "Currently harassing my older brother!" AND DELILAH (dickaliah-) SAID: "EATING SEAFOOD LOSERS-"
OOOOOOOKAY. Rip my fingers.
It was an ordinary day-or so you thought....well, I mean, it was for me, robbing shit-stuff like that! And your probably thinking-"whos speaking?" well, that person is me, Ren Sato. See-your probably thinking: "Now, whos this handsome Ren Sato?" Well, you might not think that-but close enough. I'm your local 19 year old that robs and steals stuff from your house! Well, not from your house, but from different places..ah-I also have a lil buddy, Abu. He's a monkey that helps me rob stuff-hes an ass, but helps a lot. Now, I'm not a bad guy! Well, I'm kind of a bad guy you could say-'cause robbing his bad and everything-but it ain't my fault! My parents died before I was even 15! Screwed up, am I right? Well-you bet it is! Anyways, enough talking 'bout sexy me and my backstory, lets get into present.
Abu was on Ren's shoulder, looking around, trying to find food-they were walking in a food market, and Ren was hungry. Abu hopped off his shoulder, when the seller wasn't looking, Abu would snatch the food, heading back to Ren, and handing it to him. But the thing is-Ren was on the lam. Big time. He had robbed a few bucks from a food market, and if someone spotted him-oh he's fucked.
