So uh-me and my mom were laughing so hard last night at the point she started crying-
SHE HASN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN LIKE-
1 YEAR.
Anyways
ahem-
?: "Isn't your mom strict?? Doesn't she beat you with a sandal??"
"No? She just pulls my hair.."
?: "Does your mom ever laugh? Or make jokes?"
"She makes jokes every once and a while-"
?: "You have a lame mom.."
"....."
Also my mom:

DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTAND I'M IN SCHOOL?
AND A FEW DAYS AGO SHE WAS YELLING AT ME FOR HAVING A C.
AND SHE COMES UP WITH THIS.
"See you later cachorro!"
...I HAVEN'T BEEN CALLED THAT IN LIKE
A MONTH-
I feel like today she is having a really good day.
MY SISTER WAS ALSO CRYING LAST NIGHT CAUSE MY MOM IS FORCING HER TO DO BASEBALL
SHE WAS ALL LIKE
"Mm-MAMA!!! I DON'T WANNA DO BASEBALL!!! PEREZ SUCKS!!"
......I just kept on laughing-