“…ohh I I see…”
He blushed
“Hah”
“w well thank you”
“for what? Being honest?”
“a aww”
“…NOW GET OFF THE SWING! YOU JUST LET ME SIT ON THE GROUND HUH! ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THE GENTELMANLY THING OR SOMETHING!!!”
he jumped up, surprised
“S s shit!”
“Chill. I’m not actually that angry. But you better get off or I will be.”
he did
“wow how kind of you!”
She sat down
“Anyway. Sorry. I just like scaring people out of their minds. Sometimes I randomly blow up in their faces. Don’t worry, I don’t target the same person twice. Takes the fun out of it.”