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So it turns out that a wizard did it, I guess. Last night, after downloading the .zip, I wasn't able to open/extract it, windows giving me an error message to the effect of access being denied. I figured maybe something got encrypted and/or password protected that shouldn't have or something similar, hence my message. This morning--bearing in mind that my computer hasn't even been turned off since then--I double click on this .zip archive and it opens just fine, runs just fine. It's a mystery! Chalk it up to game-jam funkiness.

While I felt like it was the fair thing to give my rating based on the version you were able to turn in, I will be updating my commented review later today to include my thoughts on the full, un-bugged release after I get the chance to play it.