“… Yeeeep, saw that one coming-“
"yeah... so what exactly happened for you to have a bad morning?"
“.. Well, on my here I-, kiiiiiinda encountered a-, homo. Yeah I’m not gonna go into detail with it, but let’s just say he wasn’t nice. T-T”
"oh... yikes."
“.. Yeah turns out looking at a picture of you is, “disgusting”. Tv T”
"what did you do?"
“.. Literally just look at a picture of you- -w-“
"no I mean how did you re-act because I would've murdered him."
“.. Oh, I slapped him with my Sandwich from subway. :|”
"oof. He got what he deserved. Even if you should've murdered him."