And of course, as he didn’t even know. He was toying around while doing his patrol, spinning in the air sometimes, or flying “on” his back, reading a book for like-, a minute before putting it away, the works.
He was slammed back against the brick facade of the neighboring building, feeling his wings crunch sickingly beneath him at the force, though whatever was trapping him actually cushioned it a bit. Still hurt like hell though. He saw his captor-SEGGSY LADY- ....She had his book in her free hand and was skimming through it's contents, her other hand streaming smoke rising off of a nearby fire lit in a wastebin with various flammable materials, forming the restraints he was now trapped in. Wait...the smoke-This was VaporWave!?
“Hf-, j-Jesus how fast is this gonna escalate?! I get trapped in 2 seconds and suddenly I’m up against-!…. Well hi there, you new around her-Imhawkswannagkoutsometimeeeeee?….. Wait what am I think I’m talking to a hero killer…… Eh, still looking good…. Now do you mind not looking through the book, it’s uh-.. not filled with anything you want, it’s…. “Mine” -//v//-“
Think Kakashis book, (if that’s how you spell it lol), just 10x worse, and hawks style. TwT