“.. Yes, indeed you do sire. But you are in desperate need of patching the hole in your kingdom.. and I assume you haven’t found a good way to fix that hole.. have you?”
"Well if you're so concerned with it why don't you just snap your fingers and summon up a chest of gold, huh dumbass!?'
“.. You know I can not do such a thing. I am merely your, “mirror mirror on the wall”, after all.. not an intentional rhyme.”
he rolled his eyes
"Fine then. What would you have me do, huh shitty hair?"
“.. I told you to call me Shigaraki. And well, I have an.. interesting idea, however. If involves the prince upstairs.”
....GIRL-I said SHINSOU-and um no the prince is tied up in the woods half naked.
… BRUH MY MIND JUST AID, “Ah, nope. It said Shigs. Don’t even read back, Mhm.”.. and oh-, I was referring to deku but-, mMmM-
“… On second thought, that wouldn’t work.. I’m afraid your royalty, that I do not have a plan for the both of us.”
"So unless someone hot and rich just falls into our lap, I'm screwed?"
“.. There isn’t another you, minus the rich, your royalty.“
"Ugh...whatever-I don't need this."
He stormed out of the room. WELP-And now back to everyone's half-naked tied up in the woods prince PHRASING CROW-
Iida: "HELLO!? IF ANYONE CAN HEAR US, WE ARE IN DIRE NEED OF ASSISTANCE-"
