"Hey it cuts to curtain after these three lines I have no lines for a while. Besides, even one line is enough for me to make the best character you've ever seen."
“Mhm, you wouldn’t like it if I was like, “Hey, I did pretty good here, I should take everyone’s roles and do them myself, since I’m everything in this show~!”, you know? “
“.. Hmm, let’s see, why did I do not even 10 seconds ago? Sure, you’ll say it’s just reading a script, but you weren’t exactly doing anything for a special act.”
“I’m sorry? You think I got cast as the lead by luck? I got on my knees and begged. You weren’t even looking. You didn’t lift a finger. You’re not a real actor and you never will be but hey if you’re really better why don’t you try it. Enlighten me on how it should be done your highness.”
“.. Listen here you little shit, get your head outta your ass. I don’t even want to BE here, I wanna be in my home, doing what I love, not documenting some little shitty play for you. But oh nooooo, apparently it’s all about, “awaaaaareness”, awareness of what? A fairy tale? It’s utter bullshit.”