yeeeee!!! Aaaaanyways-you want me to start?
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Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, a baby boy was born. His skin was pure as snow. His hair was green as growth. They called him Izuku Midoriya. Probably because that was the most pretentious name they could come up with.
(who's narrating? I'll never tell. You know you love me! Xoxo, a bitch.)
As fate would have it, Izuku's mother died in childbirth. Left on his own...his father spoiled the young boy. He could afford to of course. He was the king. King All Might loved his son, and all his subjects loved him. The kingdom was a happy place, where people sang and danced day and night. Apparently no one had a job back then. Just singing and dancing all day and all night. But I digress.
(Uhhhhhhh-Idk who you is talking about so-)
This queen was the most beautiful woman in the world. She was intelligent and strong. And just to clarify, she was my mother. And this is my story. Not that damn nerd's. Bewitched by her beauty, All Might begged her to marry him. She was everything to him: the stars, the moon. But a dark magic invaded the land. The brave king bid farewell to Izuku, leaving him his favorite dagger. A stupid gift, but more on that later.