“Well, your kinda stumbling into things. Here, why don’t I take you home? Free of charge of course, I usually do this since well, it’s my job, but I wouldn’t mind helping out someone, who doesn’t exactly seem like they can walk much farther.”
“Oh please, I insist. My car isn’t actually far from here, I parked a bit a ways, should just be a minute walk really. I wouldn’t want you stumbling into a bush, now would I? Hehe.”
“Heh, well sorry, but I really can’t just let you go alone. It’s a bit dangerous with this guy going around, that, and welll.. there’s a lot of cars going by, what if you’ stumbled in front of one of them? It would be a bit of a tragedy.”