“…not exactly what I meant but ok. Uhm did you know it takes more muscles to frown than to punch the guy that told you to smile.”
Lavender laughed a bit
“uh… fun fact if you put your ear up to a random stranger’s leg you can clearly hear them say ‘WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!”
"yeah" still laughing
“… see, you’re laughing. Being uplifting isn’t just about compliments it’s about lightening up the mood. Get it.”
"mhm!"
“you try it say something to lighten the mood.”
"uh, a papercut is a tree's last revenge-?"
“pfft- that’s good. Treehouses are the biggest insults to trees. ‘I killed your friend, here, hold him.”
"hehe! we cut down birdhouses, to make more bird houses'
