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y'know fair enough-
would you like me to start?
YEET-
Aw fuck now I gotta think of a name for him UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mihal was getting water from the old well in the woods when it had happened. He was terrified of the woods, EVERYONE was terrified of the woods that was just common sense but they had been fairly quiet for the last few days, no new attacks...everything was fine, the forest eerily silent as usual, when something broke the silence-the sound of a woman giggling filled the air.
ok yeah good you know where I'm getting at. Fuckin' maidens-fuckin' bug ladies-YOU ALL NEED TO GO TO HORNY JAIL. ALL THREE OF YOU. SADISTIC MOFOS-ahem-
Mihal's ears perked up, immediately tensing. This-couldn't be good. And he knew better than to investigate things like this-he was walking away. He was going home, and he was praying to Mother Miranda because no he was not DOING this today-