Very much enjoyed this! The humor and writing style fit nicely together. However, there was an issue with choosing to be nonbinary. Several times throughout the beginning I noticed you used singular words for a plural pronoun, for example; "Ah, but they has your hair," when it should be "Ah, but they have your hair,". Being nonbinary myself, I've met lots of people who made that mistake so no worries, it's pretty common, but just wanted to mention it if you wanted feedback! :)