(brubrubrrrbrurh-at least your friends don't make you kiss each other. ALL THE TIME. At least your friends don't tell you to flirt with a Christmas tree.)
"It's fine!"
(……..How would j make you cry-? :\, and THE TACOOOOOO!….Ewwww -.-!)
“Heh, oh it’s alrighttttt… by the way, I know this is gonna sound.. a BIT weird, but..-, do you think you could.. do that little Joke? Agh-, never mind never mind, I-it’s stupid! Sorry, I’m just being weird-“
And it would continue from there, he was basically having a little type type flustered/nervous breakdown over text lol -w