"Ren."
"HF-B-B-But why-w-why would Ren do that!?"
His eyes were wide, ears flat against his head
"....I dunno...I was drunk when he did it-somebody saw him...and told me."
"O-Oh-....I'm sorry...."
"....It's fine."
"Well can you give me a little bit of warning next time you get hungry?"
"...Okay-"
"It's ok, Kats, really."
"It's not really-"
(...CROW. Y'KNOW THAT CRINGEY LITTLE-STORY THING?? WELL GUESS WHAT-I WROTE CHAPTER 1 TO IT. ...Do-Do you wanna hear it?)
"Yeah it is. You're a vampire, and I'm a wolf man. We balance each other out."