(Thanks!)
"Cause you are one......but the asshole version."
He looked back down at him, grinning-
"Ok well one-rude and two-that's an oxymoron-"
"Ehhhhh-who cares."
"Alright then...I'd say you were an asshole too but honestly you're-fuckin' great-"
"How am I great..?"
"Well-..."
He sighed
"It's gonna sound dumb-"
.....EYYYY CROW-
EYYY RATALIAAAAA-
ITS MS. NATTTTT-
CROW-THE-NOT-SO-SMART-BIRDDD-
How dare.
