Kaz sat up, curious, wicked smirk splitting across his features
"Oh hello...what do we have here...~?"
He slid in front of him
"Woah, hey there bud, I can't just let you leave so easily-I'm Kaz. You're new best friend and demonic entity of unspeakable evil, at your service!"
He did a sarcastic little bow, still grinning like a kid on christmas, veryyyy intentionally showing of his tail, which waved lazily.
"Ewwww, you think I go for that shit? Excuse you I am a man of class-only monsters for me-and before you say I'm a druggie again, my body doesn't even react to that stuff-and it smells awful by the way-I LIVED in a place full of fire and brimstone for most of my life, why the fuck would people wanna inhale that shit AND a bunch of chemicals? Go ahead, you can test me if you want. I am VERY real, and VERY much interested in you, wonder boy~"