"The what now? Oh do you mean those dudes handing out those weird ass Hitler-y propaganda books? Sounds like a bunch of Elitist bullcrap to me-seriously, how have they not noticed how similar their little hand gesture is to the Nazi salute!? Like you have to know you're on the wrong side of history when the shit you're spouting out sounds suspiciously like White Supremacy-"
(Hello and welcome to Kaz voicing my actual thoughts-)
(WHY DID YOU BRING HITLER INTO THIS SHIT?!?!??!? I DON'T LIKE HISTORY CROW-AND YOU KNOW THAT-ITS BOOORRRING-THE OTHER DAY MY SISTER WAS TALKING ABOUT HITLER-SHES ANOTHER NERD LIKE YOU-)
"Dude. This isn't history moment y'know."
Shoto: "So you do know about it...how come he doesn't like the League..?"
Katsuki then looked at Shoto-
"You dumbass-not everyone single villain has to like them."
Shoto: "But-he's a villain-"
"OH MY GOD-ICY HOT ARE YOU DEAF?!"
Shoto: "No?"
"THEN PAY ATTENTION OF WHAT I'M SAYING YOU DUMBASS-"
Shoto: "B-"
"SHUT UP."
(Also we are gonna go shopping-bye! I'll be back.)
"Dude I'm only a villain because the news says I'm a villain-like I get stealing is frowned upon and all that but like-I kinda need money to survive. And I don't really give a shit what happens to society, but that doesn't mean I have an active desire to watch it burn-and the League just pure chaos. Oh and if y'all ever see Dabi can you punch him for me? I hate that motherfucker-"
(Bye!)
Endeavour: "....Fine. But you will be strictly monitoring him at all times. Any escape attempts on his part will result in immediate incarceration. This is a lesson for you to learn, some criminals can be saved but not all. This is why we keep them alive. But it's also why we watch them closely. I hope you know what you're doing Bakugou..."
"Ooooo, yayyy I get a bodyguardddd, how funnn-"
Kaz was-OOZING with sarcasm
