He saw someone sitting on a rock, white hair shining in the moonlight
he got into the water and secretly swam close
aaand-saw the person's beautiful, shimmering white, pink and blue tail. It was absolutely iridescent
"a a a a a a m m m m mermaid!?"
"o oh my gods t this is happening!!"
"HF-"
His eyes widened, ceasing his singing and whipping his head around-it was Kappa-
he covered his mouth...and saw it was kappa
"m m mister! i its you...f from the boat!"
"EEP!"
He jumped and dove into the water, tail sparkling
"WAIT, I D DONT MEAN...h harm..."
"...."
He slowly peeked his head out of the water
"h hewyyyy i its m me...r remember? i...w wanted a dance?"
