Also can we take a second to appreciate the fact that I ACTUALLY managed to make him look blind-
wait is he like actually blind?
? Yeah dude he was born with a film over his eyes he can't see-corneal damage yo-
ooohhhh! I thought you meant blind as in he didn’t know the extent of horrific things in the world
But yes poor baby
nope-I mean he's blind in that way too-he's very sheltered-y'know, he's literally not allowed past the castle grounds so like-as far as the kingdom knows he doesn't even exist-they think he's just a myth-
ahhh gotcha!
yeeee-
and also he has a flirty asshole brother so y'know that's fun-
oh yep totally is
Anyways you can start
WAITTTTTT-
waittttttt-
do you want me to make you a flirty asshole brother/do you wanna play flirty asshole brother because I WILL heckin' do a snarky-ass fairy godmother-
>:3OH HELL YEA
ill tery and find a good picrew for the god moyher
