I'll start.
Bob was out at a coffee shop, getting coffee. Today he was...feeling emo. Kerem here, was shopping with her BESTFRIEND Natalia, when she came across the coffee shop.
" NATALY!! Don't be rude to him. Don't you see thats hes already going through his emo phase? God damn you never let people go through their phases. WAIT I cant say anything because I made fun of you when you went through your pick me girl phase. "
Bob over heard the conversation and left to go to the bathroom.