"I-I don't know-"
He looked at his hands.
"F-FUCK-I'M A FROG!!"
"...OH GOD DAMMIT-, I THOUGHT I WAS CHANGING-, How the hell are you a frog?! Wait...how would you even know-?"
"I-I JUST LOOKED AT MY HANDS-THERE SMALL-THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK THE SAME!!"
"....Jesus christ...I m-made you this way, D-Didn't I-?"
"NO DUH!!"
"Craaaaaaaaap."
"Fuck fuck fuck! God damn it!!"
"Dammit! Agggh, I should've just left you alone, then this would've never happen! God why am I such an idiot?!"
"Well I offered to help-It's my fault as well!"
"No it's not...you just wanted to help, and it's my fault I even came here..-"