"-sigh-, I mean do you have anything valuable, I think a random person in your home in the middle of the night would be looking for that."
"u-uhm...no?"
he's pretty confused and doesn't seem scared, you take a look at his pupils to find them in a heart shape,his eyes bloodshot red, he's drunk.
"...Ooo, now this is an interesting case...do you know who I am?"
He now stood in front of him, crouching down slightly as he smirked
"no...am I supposed to?"
he gets a bit sassy
"Hehe, nope! I wouldn't expect that, I like that fact!"
He patted his head a little and crosses his arms
"So, what's your deal?"
"I dunno?"
he crosses his arms
"You really don't know a lot, do you? Oh well, I guess I'll just bring you along and see if you'll help me, do you have anything like a laptop perhaps, or maybeee, a safe~?"
he giggles and falls into the strange person's arms
"no,sir"
"Aww, what a shame, oh well, I'll just search later, what a cutie you are..~"
"yeah, I am a cutie"