"....Does it look like I care? I died when I was 25. I had everything I wanted. And just because I saved 1 person..I died."
"Well-I could....maybe get you a reincarnation request....you saved a person-did you do it to help them? Or-to help yourself in some way....?"
"...I was hero."
"Well ok-but why? Why'd you save people?"
"Mmmmm-fame. Fame and fortune."
......sigh.
"....There wasn't like.....the tiniest part of you that did it to help people?"
"Yeah. Like..1%."
"That's not....great...."
"...........Yeah. I know. I just really..really..wanna be a human again..not a devil."
"Well.....I'll see what I can do when I get back to heaven...if I can even get back...."
