"I-w-why would I do that!?"
"Less stress from your so called friend, so your not yelled at by him for the smallest mistakes, oh, and so you won't practically lose yourself to your work.."
"...And if I say no...?"
"Well than...you'll lose yourself, causing your own demise..-"
She raised an eyebrow
"You wanna be a bit less cryptic?"
he laughed and nodded
"Of course, basically if you don't, you'll hang yourself in about 3 days! ^w^"
...J-Jesus christ...
"How would you even know that!?"
"Oh, well considering your circumstances, the stress and yelling, they way your life is going, the low money-"
He was literally flipping through a NEW notebook-
"You show the obvious signs of that possibility."
"...Well that's-extremely controversial-"
"Say what you say, but the moment you think about that dreadful moment, you'll know I was right."
