aight!
Soooo in this universe...we're going to say that Peter's actually a reporter. He was interviewing Ren.
He was just writing in his notebook
"...Some have claimed that you have ties to the League of Villains...how do you respond to these allegations?"
"Alright then...aaaand how do you explain your conspicuous absence during the bank robbery led by Toga last week? Especially when this happened in your area of patrol, and during your shift."
"Mhm...and were Katsuki and Deku aware of said break?"
Nope-
"Got it. And is there ANYONE I can talk to who would back up your story?"
